// THE AI SURVIVAL AUDIT

The AI Survival Audit$1,250then $2,500

A 5-business-day diagnostic of your micro-SaaS. Not a template: a real read of your code, your costs, and your churn.

// WE ANALYZE 7 AREAS

Technical debt & security

What’s actually slowing you down, and where data could leak, including prompt injection.

AI moat

Do you have data, workflow, or distribution advantages, or are you a thin wrapper waiting to die?

Inference costs

API and GPU spend per user and per query, and where it’s eating your margin.

Churn & activation

Where users drop off inside the product, and how long they take to see value.

Workflow integration

Is AI embedded in real workflows, or bolted on as a chat box?

Unit economics (cost per customer)

What each customer costs you to serve, in inference and infrastructure, and the margin that leaves.

Competitive position

What happens to your product if OpenAI ships your feature natively next quarter.

// YOU GET

  • A PDF report: a one-page summary, then every finding with its evidence
  • A scorecard: each of the 7 areas scored, with the evidence behind it
  • A ranked fix list: impact, effort and estimated return for every fix
  • A 90-day order: what to fix now, next and later
  • Issue-ready tickets for up to 5 “fix first” items, with acceptance criteria and tests, so your developers or AI agents can start without us
  • A 60-minute walkthrough call

// TIMELINE

  1. Kickoff call

    We agree on scope and you send access. The 5 business days start once access works.

  2. 5 business days

    We read the code, the costs, and the churn.

  3. Delivery call

    We walk you through the report, the fix list and the tickets.

// PRICE

$1,250then $2,500

Founding audits: $1,250 for our first 5.

We’re new to AI client work, and we’d rather earn proof than invent it. In return for the founding rate, we ask for an honest review after the walkthrough, whatever you think, and permission to publish an anonymised write-up. Your product name only goes in if you say yes.

After the fifth paid audit, the audit is $2,500.

// THE GUARANTEE

If it isn’t worth it, you don’t pay.

If you don’t think the audit was worth what you paid, tell us on the walkthrough call and we’ll refund you in full. You keep the report.

// SAFE TO SAY YES

  • Mutual NDA signed before we see anything
  • Read-only role or a code export. We never push, and access ends at delivery
  • Your code and data deleted within 30 days of delivery
  • You own the report, the fix list and the tickets

We only run audits after a discovery call. We won’t take your money if we’re not confident we can help.

Book a discovery call first

// 09 FAQ

Questions founders ask before they pay.